The gays of Fire Island made their own video to Miley Cyrus' "Party In The USA". Too cute. Glad to see them up to something creative for once. Good job guys!

I hate myself for saying this, but this Miley song isn't totally terrible either. She sounds like a teenage girl for once, not a truck driver with a hankering for Marlboro Reds.

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The commercial says you can get awesome abs by trying to maintain your balance on this swively chair, but I'm not convinced.

I would like more examples of people doing stuff on the Hawaii Chair: drinking a cup of coffee, reading a book, getting a haircut, telling a knock knock joke, writing calligraphy, building a ship-in-a-bottle, or playing Jenga. Stuff like that.

It would also be cool to see it used in a porn (just sayin').

Promotionalist/Socialist - With Boobs (Lower East Side) Date: 2009-08-24, 3:56PM EDT Reply to: gigs-2t635-1340069444@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] We are a band that will be competing in a Battle of the Bands at the Crash Mansion in late September. What we need is simple, yet so very important. We require an amply breasted and significantly attractive woman (or women) who can hand out flyers for our band, talk us up to people in the bar and help us get the votes we need to win this battle. Before you get upset at this request, let's talk this out. When a guy is at the bar drinking beer with his buddies and lying about his latest triumph over some unrealistically hot chick, what's the only thing that can break them from their college-like trance and get their attention? Big beautiful boobs. It's not even an opinion, it's a fact. Mythbuster's recently did a show about this and they determined that 98% of all guys can be convinced to do just about anything if the requester happens to have some serious boobage going on. The 2% that weren't swayed were either gay or borderline I-think-I-might-be-gay. And what is so wrong about an attractive woman utilizing her assets to her advantage? Or for that matter, for OUR advantage! Nothing! So if you have delicious boobs, a beautiful personality and you like to jam out with your clam out, then get in touch with us and we'll start talking about how we can make this work.
If you're a big-boobed babe who's hard up for dough and doesn't mind hanging out with douchebags, then this is the gig for you! Except it's not a paying gig, unless you consider basking in the creative glow of an unsigned band payment. Or maybe the money thing is no biggie if you just like to "jam out with your clam out" as the ad states. What an offer!

I really appreciate how they supported their point with stats from Mythbusters. When hypnotized by massive set of mammaries, a (straight) man's mind becomes an empty vessel into which your message will flow. Wait till the boys on Madison Ave get wind of this!

Maybe the poster should have put this on CL Cuba. I hear there are loads of amply breasted "socialists" down there who could use some extra scratch.

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I had some serious secondhand embarrassment (0:50 anyone?) after watching this dude is having a nerdgasm over that phone. He needs pussy bad. Fuck eHarmony, someone get him together with her.

He kind of looks like a cross between Stephen Hawking and Stephen Colbert, no?



You're looking at the hit of the summer ladies and gents. If 2007 was the summer of shoes, 2009 is the summer of the candy bra! WERQ!



I'd love to be friends with #27. Or at least go to the Olive Garden with her. Elephantisha, party of two, you're table's ready!



Camille is easily the most unlikeable person on Bravo's NYC Prep. She isn't much of a partier, her love life is practically non-existent, and therefore she's boring in terms of reality TV.

Camille's storyline has centered mostly on her goal to get into Harvard, which she does with a cold, calculating ambition that makes Tracy Flick look like the school burnout. That, combined with her gotta-pee eagerness and precise diction make her very hateable. The clip above unfortunately doesn't show the Scarlett's breezy sendoff: "Good luck getting in, even though you probably won't."

Poor Camile. She's on the fast track to becoming a frigid, 40-something with a failed marriage because of her slavish dedication to career over family.

I'm staring to like Kelli more and more. Kelli didn't take any guff from Scarlett when she grilled her on her college plans. I really appreciate that she was as annoyed as I was by her and noticed her "really weird voice". Amen sister!



So You Think You Can Dance 2009 is in the can, a good time for a trip down memory lane to SYTYCD's best audition, Sophia Wang.

There's so much to love about Sophia: her Raggedy Anne appearance, her come-hither dance moves, her audition music, and (my favorite) her hilariously naive enthusiasm: "I want to go to Vegasssss!"

Mary Murphy was kind of a bitch with her Twilight Zone comment, but Nigel really harshed on her buzz. What a dick!

I wonder what Sophia is up to now? God how I wish this girl had her own show. Imagine experiencing life from her perspective!

The summer of 2009 can be summed up, musically, by three words: Black Eyed Peas. We've heard Boom Boom Pow umpteen million times and now we're getting bombarded by I Gotta Feeling. There hasn't been an assault on the senses like this since 1996 when Marcarena could be heard coming from every club, backyard party and car stereo. Enough already!

Take a break from BEP and check out these fine summer tracks:

Paradiso Girls feat. Lil Jon and Eve - Patron Tequila

Discover Simple, Private Sharing at Drop.io
Glorified casual sex, binge drinking, purging and blatant product placement = awesome! This should have been blasting out of everyone's car window/favorite nightclub this summer. Check out the slamin THIS/Is remix as well.


St. Etienne - Method Of Modern Love
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Easy breezy, shimmery disco-pop. Possibly the musical lovechild of Love At First Sight and Heaven Is A Place on Earth. The Kola Boy and Richard X turn in nice variations on this song.


The Virgins - Rich Girls
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An irresistibly catchy, sexy, laid back, up-tempo jam. Crank up this song while you're at a pool party in the Hamptons sipping a belini. Practically hand-written for shows like Bravo's NYC Prep, MTV's The Hills and of course, Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Except lacking the icky douche-factor. Extra credit: Le Castle Vania's Spring Break No Parents Remix


LMFAO - La La La
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Electro-tinged hip hop with a Kanye West feel. This has summer jam written all over it, but perhaps the success of I'm In Miami Trick has delays this single from catching on. The perfect mid-tempo soundtrack to a hot, slightly buzzed, weekend afternoon.


Frankmusic - Confusion Girl
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Pure catchy pop, a 2009 resurrection of Savage Garden (cue teenage girl screams). The amazing Russ Chimes remix adds a much-needed edginess to this song.


Download:
Paradiso Girls feat. Lil Jon and Eve - Patron Tequila
St. Etienne - Method Of Modern Love
The Virgins - Rich Girls
LMFAO - La La La
Frankmusic - Confusion Girl

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